Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
She always acts like she's doing me a favor with a hand job. I've been giving myself hand jobs for almost 20 years.
He called the drink "The Annexation of Puerto Rico". He wouldn't tell us whats in it but said that we should all fear for our lives. Let's do this.
Jacob lost his virginity in a threesome. I am deffs fucking this kid.
DURING A THUNDERSTORM ON HIS BIRTHDAY.
the old man that you threw the shoe at says "hi" and many rude words...
No. I'm laying on the floor naked. I almost made it to the shower
This could be the definition of living by yourself
So, this year for my birthday, want to get rip-roaring schmammered and watch my episode of my super sweet 16? We can do lines off my tiara.
Everytime Our professor said "penis fencing" in class today we took shots.
Exactly. Stay back and unsubscribe from her
See? I told you no boy in roller skates could be entirely straight.
My parents heard us going at it in their tent. I told my mom it must have been a bear looking for food. I don't think she bought it. She deliberately chose this park because bears haven't been sighted here in years.
No it's a real cult, with original ideas and shit like that
if anyone asks you the platypus in my bathtub is a gift...thats all anyone needs to know
When campus security rolled up he stole their car and drove it like 100 feet. Then he walked up and gave back the keys because it was a hyundai.
Dear in laws. I am not spending any holidays with you. I dislike your company. A lot.
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