at the topless march for equality..and wow.not all these boobs should be treated equally
She just told me she's too full for a reach-around. Sad.
Either way, he made a blog for his cat.
all I know is I'm really rwfly really really stoned and a bunch of Korean people are yelling at me
I almost got away with it until she smelled beer on the stroller.
Tomorrow morning i will black in to find a christmas tree in my room that i dont remember how i got. I love college
Found half of a five day old piece of pizza behind my dresser. Apparently it was drunkenly set there and got knocked down. It was such a happy reminder of last weekend.
I found a cheeseburger next to my tub once. It's there to shame you, but it always just makes me feel more awesome.
sometimes u just have to say fuck it and help a straight sixteen year old break into her uncles gay bar.
Breakfast Clubbing as Juggalos. I can feel our IQs in freefall.
I'm proud of you, you were pretty classy last night, you didn't puke AND you didn't take off your shirt, except for those two times in the corner.
I owe a guy a shoe because I threw it over a fence. That is all.
Why do I even exist?
Last night turned out to be an expensive trip to your house between the ticket and the plan b. (Well I haven't gotten that yet)
Wikipedia just saved you three hours and $30 on a bar tab. You should donate.
$5. Donated.
Dude I'm so clean right now. Like I feel insulted that I can pass a piss test.
I woke up this morning to find my closet lacking 98% of my clothes and a text from my male roommate saying your dresses squeeze my genitals
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