If a fat man falls in the shower and nobody is in the apartment, does his pride still hurt? Answer: yes
i don't mind that he's uncut. i like it! it's like a little sweater!
a cock doensn't need a sweater! especially a skin sweater! wtf.
That's like some buffalo bill hannibal lector shit.
Why am I getting the stink eye from these people? They're acting like BYOB isn't kosher in a laundromat.
There's a 24 hour period after giving head where you can't eat penis shaped food without me laughing at you
It was also my first failed attempt at shower sex.
Real friends wouldn't let me shotgun a 4loko after already seeing me trying to eat a girl out through her jeans.
The polaroid of me taking a test-tube of Jegar out of the gay guys mouth pretty much explains my trip to Spain.
So what your saying is I can use her desperation to my advantage. Fuck, this must be how pretty girls feel.
We got drunk and crashed a fifty year old woman's birthday party for the food. Whoops.
Well sort of got busted by a cop while having sex outside, so your call
Oh man I wish I could've gotten a picture of how many anti-circumcision stickers are on this Prius
Well he offered to lick my asshole so...I'm not really worried about his interest level.
You really need to not quote Anchorman while I'm giving you a serious blowjob.
had more orgasms than hours of sleep last night
She kept telling me that it pissed her off that i expect people to make out with me...then she made out with me. Win?
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