is it gross that my labia hangs so much that guys can't find my clit?
I just beer bonged a sparks. You better get your ass over here because no one is on my level yet
We lost the cork forthe wine, so we used a tampon as a replacement. I never loves tampons so much
all she had left on were here heels. phone five
I walked downstairs and he was standing in nothing but his boxers with his dick hanging out warming up eggs in the microwave.
I'm going as Jenn Sterger if she answered Favre's calls and ended up in a trash can. If I don't get laid tonight I'm going to be pissed
i told you the emergency thong was a good idea.
Lost gin update. Blackout me found and re-hid the bottle. Left a note to myself saying, "GOOD LUCK, SUCKER!"
It was horrifying, i havent seen a girls mouth open that wide since that one episode of Goosebumps..
He would drink pee if it was in a beer can
So your bra was hanging in the Christmas tree last night at some point I think
I was sending him tit pics while watching how to train your dragon 2. It was everything.
Ahaah! I just stole batteries from work for my vibrator. I am that person.
I couldn't be more proud to be a cougar. Just wondering how these twenty somethings learned how to fuck so well? Must be porn.
I've started recycling nudes. Why should I take new pictures for every single man?
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