hot twin vs twin who's good in bed. why do my life choices same way unfair
Being a slut is okay if you're being a polite slut, right?
I woke up to him peeling the skin on my stomach from my sunburn. If he wasn't so good in bed I'd be a little freaked out.
ugh he was not leaving in the morning so i tried to scare him by crying and saying i wasnt ready to lose my virginity.
Only you could walk of shame to a childrens pirate themed birthday party
I want to get so drunk, you will need subtitles to understand me. Rough week.
Carrying your underwear around in your purse on Sunday morning is its own religious experience
it would be a downgrade if your vagina tasted like skittles
Just had an epiphany about how to drink more effectively in the shower. While walking across campus carrying a Franzia bag like Santa
Don't ever feel guilty about what you put in your mouth best advice my gma ever gave me lmao
When you have to have Siri remind you that you're on your period cuz you're so drunk you keep forgetting about tampons it might be time to call it a night.
Nothing $200 worth of strippers and spicy fried chicken couldn't fix.
Yo making cake in the shape of a penis is no easy feat
I worked all year for this tax return. I deserve to get my nipples pierced.
well...I was at work...until someone dropped dead during their performance of "I believe I can fly". It was karaoke night.
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