She said she had a thing for dinosaurs. Come get me now
he was humming party in the usa while we were having sex.
I need to stop smoking. I just talked to corn.
You may see me wearing your shirt to class. It's because I still have the spins and I'm anticipating throwing up on it. Asshole.
The cab driver just showed us a POV shot of himself getting ridden by a chick he took with his flip phone. Confirmed not taken in cab. Gonna be a good night...
Just saw some dude tumble down the stairs of the bar while leaving...fist pump...and then sprint down the road
To give you an idea, there's a group upstairs trying to break down a door with their fists and heads.
Just walked by the neighbors and they are definitely butt naked sitting on a bed, watching Netflix, baked out of their minds, with the blinds open.
Welcome to Bellingham.
I find it weird that you'll let me in your vagina, but not your house
Taking care of a girl who just peed on my floor so tonight is not a good night for sex
So is seeing the guy's penis that I'm talking to something you're into or nah?
I fucked her on her ex's Yankee sheets while she was wearing an Ortiz jersey...of course she gets to meet my mother
How much of a thot would I be if I put this pic up? On a scale of thot-ish to Queen of Thotlandia
so i fell out of a tree on the ave last night. someone told me there was alcohol at the top. bastards.
I was pretty pissed in the morning when I realized he had fucked the fake tattoo right off my chest.
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