If i come over, it means nothing
Her cooch smelled like a combination of bacon and sweat.
I'm 99% sure that for 3 hours I thought you were British. We must smoke that again.
She literally thanked me for asking before I put in her ass
four loko is apparently banned in the us. so i think its time for us to stock up. i already emailed them about buying them in bulk
He tried to write down the address for the cab on half a bagel.
I have a very important question for you: what are some good rules to have if we want to turn the nfl draft into a drinking game?
Surely the maintenance men have seen worse than that condom right
I don't know anybody that can get the cops to drive them back to the bar after being pulled out of a tree
it happenes
Just woke up from an extremely erotic dream featuring Steve Buscemi. Now I can't sleep.
Do you think this 2 hour Amazon delivery thing works on vibrators? Cause that would be clutch
Haha I had a heart to heart with a stripper so I would say it was a success?
i sent him a picture of his friend's dick and told him he should really stop thinking he's my only option.
It was all good until his cat started licking my nipple along with him
Did you mark a random day on my calendar as National Seth Day?
Sounds like a legit day to me.
Randomize
