Can't talk. I'm at the Tulsa Sheriff's office with a bunch of rednecks. I bet I'm the only one that voted for Obama.
I bet you're the only one who could read the ballott.
Who tried to make mustard cubes with the ice cube tray?
you don't know how close you are to someone till they ask you to shave their ass.
i'm dressed up like the coppertone baby and being hit on a guy in a monk costume. the irony is not lost on me.
I just want uncharted vagina. Fresh and ripe.
I think I should advise against you hooking up with a guy that throws "the shocker" up in all of his pictures on facebook. Just sayin.
All I know is....there's beer in my camera. How do I know? Because I can pick up my camera,shake it and HEAR, the beer in it
I'm honestly considering asking her if I can eat her out, as a friend.
His ex-girlfriend just gave his current girlfriend the heimlach omg omg omg help this is so awkward
BTW, does Anne know that we used the lipstick she is currently wearing to was used to write the word "ASS" on my ass cheeks last night?
I mean, if there was a version of you with a penis, you'd fuck it...right? Like just outta curiosity at least
2015 is the year I FINALLY ALMOST had enough dick to satisfy me.
We fucked. Had a political debate. I won. So I sat on his face.
i just want things to go smoothly
oh they won't lmao
yeah, i thought because of the nature of his job he would have been better at it, but i guess there's a difference between a bagpipe and vagina
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