I know its small, but please -- stop calling it my "weenis".
And i quote: "where's y'alls from comin' in with them accents?" - from a mississipi mcdonalds
told my boyfriend i was a virgin so he wouldnt feel bad since he is. now hes asking why his dick is so itchy. should i tell him why?
i don't see why you should, it's not like you told the other guys with the itchy dicks.
Just threw up in airport security. Happy holidays.
I just found a 1/2 inch of mimosa in my shoe.
You should get more absorbent shoes.
well right now he's telling us a story how he befriended a racoon
5th glass of wine. There's pictures of Jesus everywhere. It's like you're constantly reminded of your sins here.
And i didn't ask you to do that, You showed your penis at your own free will.
His wife found out about our affair the same day he got fired for it.
You passed out while holding my hair during a blow job.. i think your gona have to earn back blow jobs
smoked four grams out of a bong with a mixture of pool water and white rum. I applaud you for leaving before losing too many brain cells.
Time to eat Mexican food til I hate myself.
That's completely alright, I do it a lot.
his first fb message to me in 3 years was "is your cock open for business?" im blocking him
We just had an accidental Facebook titty pic scare.
Got upgraded to First Class and now I’ve got the whole Pacific Ocean to seduce the very hot gentleman sitting next to me!!! Door closing, wish me luck!
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