She actually asked me 'is it in yet?' I deleted the vid.
he must have thought the song was "ejacuate on the dance floor"
all her text said was "asdfhdaufhudshfuds" and i knew that meant come over
Ok, but If I make this happen, my first born son gets to fuck your first born daughter
And yes, in case u were wondering a 25 year old high school agriculture teacher did just hit on me At Walmart bc of my pinata
We found her naked passed out on the bathroom floor. She didn't even make it to the shower. She was clutching the bathroom rug.
The couch is in the bathroom. I don't understand how that is even possible. I couldnt even fit that shelf thingy through the door. Come help. I am about to pee my pants.
I am drunk. Riding an elevator. You can smell the beer. Doctor on with me just smiling at me... He agrees, fuck cancer.
Get you some cowboy.
In that sentence you are the cowboy. That is not saying you should get a cowboy for yourself.
just saw a guy snowshoeing to the liqour store
was it you?
...yes
it is a dangerous dangerous place where morals and dignity go to die and all your fantasies about men become reality.
I would ride that face into the sunset
He said 'I really struggle with the sin of lust' then we proceeded to have sex. So I guess it was a perfectly executed Catholic pick up line?
I'd send you a picture as proof but I want to marry him some day and that would be a deal breaker.
I came twice AND he sent me home with edibles. I think he’s a keeper.
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