nothing tight i'm going to stuff myself with food and alchy
I was rubbing the clit just like wikipedia told me to.
he had more hair on his balls then in my Easter basket
i would hope so, cause i don't think 'i drove off the road because i was getting some head' is covered in insurance
She gave him HEAD floating down the river in a tube as big a a tire. I just don't know how to compete with that sort of level of slut.
well when mom kept referring to my "black hole of a vagina" and how i devoured all the nuts at the party like i was a pro, i figured my stay was up.
I took my pants off in the cab and tried to bite his ear. Not going oout for awhile
I'm now at that point where it just feels natural to do a few shots of whisky with breakfast and then head to work
Good news: he out-ran the campus police. Bad news: they were chasing him toward the REAL police.
Just hit a cone using a lit sparkler. Tastes like I might die but it was magical.
Good point, clearly my love of penis contributed to my torn knee ligament.
I haven't seen him since I gave him a hand job in the hospital. I like to think I contributed to his speedy recovery.
cocks speak louder than words, as they say
Nobody says that.
You described pouring milk in your strawberry cereal as a glittering magnificent water fall, skimming over the mountain and little strawberry citizens.
she is like a cock bee. instead of going from flower to flower she goes from cock to cock
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