I must be too annoying 4 u.
Go study a dick amy that's outrageous
You litterally reached into some girls shirt, pulled out her tit and yelled whats up with this guy.
Most of the time people just stick whatever they want in my mouth. Thanks for letting me decide this time
i made sure i dropped the whole "im a yoga teacher" bomb which basically roofies a guys sense of judgement and guarantees he will sleep with me.
I need a secretary to manage my drinking schedule.
I vagually remember taking your birthcontrol and washing it down with ash water
I got arrested for "public intoxication". Fuckers threw me out of the bar into public... i mean shit they have thirsty Thursdays. And I get thrown out for self serve Sundays plus a citation.
Im so tired of dysfunctional exs fucking up my relationships with future dysfunctional exs
If I give you a key to my place you have to promise to one day wake me up with a blowjob.
And by one day I mean once every two weeks.
I told him to keep his feelings in his pants because they're annoying and to just fuck me.
Also just throwing this out there I don't think anyone who brings another girl back to your bed to share with you can qualify as a frigid bitch
He must have found my secret supply of blow and took a bump before we left the house. Rude.
He could of at least asked
While randomly hooking up with my neighbor last night he says "it's okay we're neighbors".
JB just got pulled over and I am in the trunk...... this isnt good
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