I need help removing her.
I think I tried picking up these girls last night by asking them what their favorite color was...I obviously woke up alone
the way she shouted out instructions during sex made me feel like I was having sex with my gym teacher
I just punched cris angel in the balls. I have photos.
I have a new drinking limit. I'll stop when I know I'm going to untag the picture that was just taken of me.
nothing like a negative hiv test and a bag of condoms to brighten my day.
Look on the bright side, you can mark 'beastiality' off your bucket list
you flashed the cab driver so we didn't have to pay the fare and then you decided you were on a roll so you flashed the guy at the maccas drive through... safe to say your boob job was the best idea ever!!
I am trying to figure out how to tell this kid i have a boyfriend in a way that still allows me to smoke free weed
if i can get a chik with a dibaetes pump naked a sling certainly isnt going to get in my way
Oh god I may vomit into the teacup of debauchery.
I come back home for break and my room is full of weed either my parents really love me or they are having more fun then I am in college
Worst case scenario, I put a giant cork in your vagina so you don't give birth before my birthday
Ugh he's so pretty though. He bit my face at the bar because I tried to steal his ID and I forgave him
Don't be hating on my everclear. Never taken a smoother journey into intoxication.
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