are you serious?? is your clit as sensitive as your emotions
i wish
It smells like weed.
We are in Boulder, Everything smells like weed.
A friday without alcohol is hardly a friday at all
It's nice to sit in the library and see the progression from freshman pledge to 6th year coke addict all at one table. Gotta love sororities
woke up this morning with a fat chick but she went downstairs and made pancakes without saying a word.
I'll give her a pass for the first one, but after the second threesome, she should have learned her lesson.
I went out as a member of the house of Gryfindor and came home as Snooki
Dance move was taxi-ing on the runway then taking off in a plane. All the boys wanted to beat you up cause they were like "who is this angel flapping her arms like a bird in the bar i must have her"
he said he was going grocery shopping but when he came back all he had was a jumbo bag of pancake mix and case of beer.
the essentials, lol
It makes me feel all patriotic & free... And borderline diabetic.
Nothing like a near-death experience to start off your Thanksgiving...
Whose panties are you wearing on your head and why are you sending me pics of it?
There's a big difference between a penis and a toilet.
You've had it in your mouth, how have you not seen it?
couldn't remember his name. introduced him as 'mr multiple orgasms'
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