Seriously, I'd take them all over any of the milfs here...and you know how much that means coming from me
I told him I'd rather have sex with his father last night. I'll admit now that I was drunk.
I think their strategy was based on people bein at a beach, seein a rainbow, and havin an orgasm at the same time.
I will be sticking my dick in something this weekend. You can either be that something or not. Your decision.
well in DOG beers, i've only had one
I'm wearing red that night.
Noted, what shade?
Whore.
Things are burning & the world smells of peanut butter. It's beautiful.
Can you explain the plethora of sunflower seeds in the dryer?
I feel like every young boy's first wet dream is too have sex with the Pink Ranger. I am now fulfilling that dream for one man. I am a hero.
A homeless man gave him a blanket and an ambulance drove him to sarahs...
Is there a classy way to tell him that to thank him for his service I would like to put his dick in my mouth?
"Happy Veterans Day! Now pull down your pants."
Go have fun. I'm gonna go shower off the regret.
Nothing makes the walk of shame as great as disapproval from a mom getting ready for work
Although can we find me a starter dick? I don't want security showing up again. That was awkward.
Dude. $3 Jack n Cokes AND Cheesesticks... Find me tomorrow plz
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