We were both sleeping and she woke up and just puked i feel so bad for everyone around us
was i over the top when i said that i wished they made v-neck pants to her?
can't decide if i want to get drunk or coked for this harry potter thing.. it is kind of long
aren't you going with children?
I puked off the balcony.
Not horrible
Into the hottub. There were six people in it. I had eaten all their pizza.
.....then i was kicked out of my work christmas party......
It was unlikely that the relationship was going to end with anything other than antibiotics.
My cab driver just suggested I brush my teeth because he can smell "the party" on me.
Just finished two pages in like 20-30 mins bitches SHWAMP DRUNK LIBRARY SHWAMP
What do you want to swallow. Press 1 whiskey press 2 rum
Well, you've continued the theme of living with people who's dicks I've sucked.
My stripper pole led lights flash with the sound so it's awsome with music
Well, I crapped my pants in front of her entire family, was laughed out of their house, and I had to walk home with shit stained pants. So, yeah, it went really well.
my favorite part of this morning was sitting at the gynecologist smelling like cigarettes and wearing yesterday's clothes.
Listen gotta draw the line somewhere. Apparently that line is at my nuts.
I can't believe I slept with a girl who has the words shucks in her vocabulary. I'm getting less picky by the day..
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