Just saw a girl in a wheelchair puke then rally. Diversity matters.
i may or may not have just grinded on your dog thinking it was my boyfriend
I just busted my ass on the ice in front of my entire AA meeting. As if being there wasn't embarrassing enough.
I have your shoes, your bike, and someones blue underwear. Round 2 tonight?
Speaking is such a hard concept right now
I can't tell which way is up. Too many corners around his house too. An arbitary assimilation of edges.
Christ, I swear you are the high man's Dr. Seuss.
Also. I plan to spend time with you at boomers, high, teaching ourselves how to pee standing up.
My goal is to go an entire semester without cocaine. That's an adult goal right?
Karaoke machines out. We're taking turns farting into the microphone. Shits going south fast. Definitely be awake when you get home.
I didn't get a chance to take any pics but the mental snapshot of her boyfriend calling her directly after we finished was a really special moment I wish I could properly share with you.
So apparently when I'm drunk and want water I pant like a dog and expect to have water given to me..
I'm tired of being known as the Great Giver Goddess of the Almighty Pity Bone.
I miss the days where our biggest worries were who was gonna win battle shits.
I know... It's stupid... It's like, I have sex with his brother and bestfriend ONE time....
low point of the night : a cop just busted out laughing at me.
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