Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
She was narrarating everything she did.. like while making toast.
just took my birth control pill with a shamrock shake. happy st. patrick's day
You made a list of reasons why you should be on fear factor. You came up with 2 reasons: "I like fear" and "I am fear"
That's two mile stones in one shot. A ginger and that's my third ashley.
At 4am he sent "uree asss ize anmazin"
We had to leave after he was in the middle of the street yelling "Balls of Steeeeeeeeel!!"
I say we start a new tradition. I came up with it all by myself. It's called work out, lay out, black out
I told you all we needed steroids to survive the tour de franzia, like the bikers. But nobody listened...
Is it a bad thing that I've made out with everybody I work with?
He looks like he was the one that always had koolaid stains around his mouth as a kid, he can fuck off.
Her mom came in and passed out drunk on the floor next to us while she was riding me, "it's all good, she does this all the time" is what she said
if people come over to pregame will you hide my Oreos
Come by so you can take a pregnancy test with me. It's like my monthly ritual!
NOT PREGNANT according to the two dollar tree pregnancy tests I took in the tacobell bathroom. Come meet me at tacobell for celebratory soft tacos.
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