i just uploaded three hundred pictures and you had your shirt off in two hundred and ninety of them
the remaining ten - you weren't in
just put cider in my bong. gotta love fall
im vomiting on the 4th floor cause no one knows me there
I mean, I'm all about sharing, but when he tells me about his wet dreams about Oprah, I think it's taking it too far.
Throwing up in the car while my mom drives, sister holds the bag & my dad holds my hair. This is how my family bonds.
I feel like we need a drunken piñata bash with your face being the piñata and my hopes and dreams being the stick
Sooo Zach and Judd are on my porch drunk eating leaves and flowers...
I came home to him frying bacon to put in his beer. He said bacon beer lights, taste the awesomer rockies
i just thought a plastic bag was my cat. i just pet a plastic bag. that high.
I woke up this morning wearing his boxers as a shirt
We're making a scrapbook of dick pics, you want in or what?
My parents are now taking hits off a joint. Thank you.
I put on a face mask and masturbated for an hour... my face now has a green tint
Sorry about peeing on your phone last night
By the way, you're like fucking spiderman. I've never seen someone climb out of a car window that fast and eloquently.
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