I really like him. That's why I'm having sex with someone else, so he doesnt think i'm a slut.
is it appropriate to call someone “ a tasty piece of bitch?” This is time sensitive.
this mix will be the most desperate cry for affection in the history of itunes.
There's a naked kid on the floor on your side of the bed. Don't freak out when you wake up. I think we need to fix the lock on the door...
there is no way i can order from that cashier at in n out after she tried helping me while i was drunkenly puking in their bathroom at 11 am
there was a sad and surprising lack of "did strippers and blow" in that sentence
How can you turn a kayak date down? I'M TALKING RIVER HEAD HERE.
Only thing I know is apparently I danced with a bouncer and we got a ride back from a valet who was driving one of the cars he was supposed to be parking
You better of fucked him last night or do it now because he is buying all the roommates McDonald's.
"Let's chug a beer then make out" doesn't sound as nice, but it would prob make him cum right there.
My new dealer is 16. I have been getting high longer than he has been alive.
I don't see the problem
Am I really that girl who walks around half naked wearing a cowboy hat begging for liquor at some random guys house
The maintenance guy says happy birthday. Also, he likes your penis balloon.
Do you think accidently including this month's Credit Card statement in my application will keep me from getting into grad school?
Depends ... when did you purchase your vibrator?
Based on his face I'm positive he has a beautiful penis.
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