why is it that everyone in pennsylvannia gets fucking prego??
i would totally change schools right now just to be that new girl everyone wants
i just farted in a meeting....took me completely by surprise.
so you made the shocked face and they caught you.
yup.
I thought he was kidding when he said pretend to be a dunkin donut delivery women. This is the last time I ever role play.
I've been meaning to ask you. The first night in the city did we do key bumps with a suicidal homeless man? My memory is fuzzy
I wanted to take a shower but I forgot we made applesauce in it last night.
your like the ambassador to my penis.
I'm about to pick up E from underneath a random doormat.......how is this remotely normal?
I miss the good ol days when id just come home from school and thered be a costco size box of condoms on my bed.
my parents really loved me back then.
Romantically speaking, I want to sit on his face.
I was thinking we could get together and exchange gifts, and by gifts I mean orgasms.
Drunk me left sober me a shower beer in expectation of Hurricane Harvey. Drunk me is the best.
How was that girls surprise party last night?
Got absolutely destroyed tried to put somebody's leather jacket on and make out with their mother. You know.. the norm
I just realized u compared me to a coconut
We're hate flirting, damnit.
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