it took me about 5 minutes before I knew it was in her ass. i thought the first time would be a bit more special
I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
Yes i believe i did use that word. It culminated in a man wearing a corset thigh highs and stripper shoes. All mine btw.
I tried doing a handstand in the middle of the bar and I ended up kicking this old guy in the face and broke his glasses. Thats how I got kicked out
I got out of bed with her to go smoke a bowl with her roommate which was fine but I passed out when I went upstairs to take a piss.
Yeah.. she's probably not gonna call.
Also I'm 95 percent positive we ate food naked together
Ya I know. She's self aware though, like the terminator. Which is the best kind of crazy
i was enjoying my post acid trip trance a little too much. i found $50 on the sidewalk but didnt pick it up. just stared at the bill cuz it looked cool.
someone picked it up and i stared at the ground where it was for probably another minute or 2
No fucking judgements. You know me. Chinese food vent sessions are safe places.
although steph and I had 3 bottles of wine by that point and watched an opera that featured a black dildo so anything was possible really
He's way too stoned. I took him to el bra and he's laying on the table, not sure what to do with him
He's slurring his text. I didn't think that was possible.
Just wiped the ashes off my forehead before he came over to have sex. Definitely going to hell.
after last night, ive never not wanted to live so much in my life.
if you and your penis don't hurry up, I'm getting drunk without you.
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