I asked a girl to buy her a drink, she had I have a boyfriend, so I said, well i have a goldfish, she said what? I replied, oh I'm sorry I thought we were talking about shit that doesnt matter.
CAN CRIS ANGEL JUST LOOK NORMAL FOR ONCE?!
I made a tournament bracket for the girls that Im talking with.
She just referred to her vagina as "this bitch".
i just added no after every hockey player in my phone..
I judge a person on how well they respect their vaginas... I can tell by the lack of respect she has for hers I dislike her.
But for future reference, it might help your game if you don't tell the girl you're trying to get on your dick that she's "not the worst thing you've ever seen"
My shoe was in my mailbox this morning. I can't stay sober today.
just won 200$ from the school for "liking" the anti-alcohol seminar. putting it to good use
how?
not even kidding, my fake id is arriving in 6-8 business days
Am I a bad person for getting my ex to DD me and a random hookup home last night?
I ended up in bed with a man from London in a sorority wing I am not apart of. Tequila fucks you up
did you just send me my own nude
Drunk is not a location!
My yoga ball is now going to be used for actual exercise instead of somewhere to suction cup a dildo
Wait. How did I get engaged last night?
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