Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
Did you draw a mustache on my drivers license picture??
she just gave me a present from you... on a stripper pole. in front of the whole club. :)
WHY ISNT THIS A PICTURE MESSAGE
So his "youporn" cam totally caught me stealing quesadilla leftovers.
did i try to light ur hair on fire with a sparkler at the club saturday?
I feel like I took a shit on my life and you're rubbing my nose in it.
Dude you were sitting on a bench on the street with her for 45 minutes thinking you were on the bus
my mom just walked in on me in the shower doing the "ass hair shave" pose.
im that hungover where parking at red lights has to be done
He could stay over, if you'd just ask.
Yeah. What am I supposed to say? "Oh, my couch is occupied, but my vagina's not"
Since Josh is going to be Carl Sagan for Halloween, he bought a turtleneck and sportsman jacket. It's all my nerd fantasies come true.
Don't need my thirties to be known as the decade of "new types of shits from drinking" like last night.
Saw your dad at the bar last night... And again this morning when he left. Told you not to mess with me bitch.
he literally walked in took a shit and left ringing the 'great service' bell on the way out.
You were leaning against a fire hydrant asking people if they wanted to buy free pocket peanuts from you.
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