She has her iPod in her ears slippers and sweats on and is walking around the house up and down the stairs getting "exercise" she just stopped for a water break
i don't even specifically remember last night, it's just one big wonderful lesbianic blur.
why does my status of facebook already read REHAB 2011
I bought a police grade breathalyzer on ebay at 4:37 am. At least I'm a responsible drunk.
All i know if I'm throwing uo into a bag with a smiley facE on it right now and this is not a smileuy face time right nowe
You see it tends to piss fathers off when they find their daughter in the arms of a shirtless guy that neither he nor his daughter knows.
So his shoes are still here. And there are three contacts in a case. And a shirt on the bed. I've checked my dorm and he's not here. I'm so confused.
I hooked up with Spider-Man on the hood of Santas car. I kept saying that he could shoot his web at me. Also I found Waldo. Overall good night.
Lesson learned:nothing good comes from an at home wax kit.
i tried to break up pigeon sex because one looked too young to consent. fireball feminism ftw
Just walked in and got handed a drink. Good service
I just had sex with the kid I walked next to at my first holy communion
WHAT THE FUCK I JUST PULLED TWO TAMPONS OUT OF MY VAGINA. WHERE DID THE OTHER ONE COME FROM??
....surprise!
ya figured it'd be nice to explore the mythical world of sober sex i've heard so much about
i've often wondered how it works
I'm too horny to sleep. I need some violent sex to wind me down.
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