that's just what I need...drunk ass people throwin hatchets in the dark.
It all came flooding back to me: there was a woman with one hand
"reccomended dose" hasn't been in my vocabulary for quite some time.
btw i have an angry voicemail of you yelling at me to get you a sandwich or die.
I think if it were a part of everyone's daily routine, the world would be happier. International Finger Yourself While Bathing Day.
I know how to make vodka btw in case you want to come over and do a science project
After the Jell-o shots and about 6 shots of lighter fluid brand tequila, it got to the point where breathing was painful. All I could do was pray I didn't fall asleep in the front yard.
Look on the bright side: Now that I'm sleeping with both the exs it's good bye to drunk sexting the 'wrong one'.
They had to stop us from skinny dipping in the reflection pool of the Mormon temple.
Much like Dre, I was forgotten about.
I'm just going to have crazy good sex with him until one of us developed feelings that works in the movies right?
I'm drunk filing my taxes in a bar on a Monday afternoon in a Regular Show onesie. I think I'm starting to get the hang of this whole adult thing.
Oh Jesus our whore days are numbered
just move with us, we wanted to get a dog. youre kind of the same thing..
I'm fine. Heading home now...crying. Michael Bolton totally understands me!
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