Adams eating in the shower, he says it's one of his favorite places to eat. Btw it's milanos he's eating, he says he loves italy too.
They were fighting, but then they bumped into the bong and it shattered. After that they just hugged and cried.
He wants to make love to me in a sea of paint and wash my tears away with the brushes surrounding us..I've known him for 2 days.
The kid in the park, who was on a leash I might add, looked at us and yelled "stranger danger" before hiding behind his dad
he does have a point though, watching you drink makes me never want to drink again
So someone just pointed out to me that during dinner, I mentioned more women that I'm attracted to than men. The transition might be complete. I'm gay.
We just reached that moment of the night when you start making cookie quesadillas. Party on Wayne
I was just hoping for a dick worthy of his established age.
"Functional." Your standards for how you feel after drinking are so high.
When your night starts by chugging margarita and drinking vodka out of tupperware, I feel it's best to stay realistic.
You can kiss the security deposit goodbye after you and your boyfriend did donuts on his moped in the middle of the apartment. It was impressive since you were both too drunk to walk.
This is stupid. I am not getting knocked up from fucking in his backseat behind a starbucks. I refuse.
I'm in the line at Chipotle thinking: "What combo will best prepare my body for the open bar I'm going to subject it to tonight?"
You both snapchatted me that. Like, I just got a double dose of penis pastry.
Just had a threesome with my best friend and LSAT teacher...just checked three things off my bucket list in one night
Do u think the bouncer will let me in with a giant stuffed snake?
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