I truly don't know anything about sober relationships. Normally I would just drunkenly yell "sex?" in a guy's face. What do I do now? Be like, sooo uhhh, wanna do it? Awkward, and even worse, I will remember clearly just how awkward it was.
If I don't come back from Italy with aids I did somethign wrong
Okay, quick math test. If our entire group can do at least 6 shots a night, how much alcohol will be needed to keep us shit faced for the rest of the week? This is for a grade. Anddd, go.
You kept me hostage in your driveway until you got your point across that alaska has warm weather
This vodka tastes like I'm not going to class tomorrow.
We're pretty much just dating until one of our ex's wants us back
i had a tequila and emotion induced one night stand with a random stranger. senior year: infinity me: 0.
I need a new best friend. Someone who drinks like a fish, hooks up enough to raise eyebrows, and isn't afraid to admit that masturbation is the second best way to spend time. Someone like me! Help me put up posters.
Oh no. Did you guys fuck on my pull out couch?
You tried to order fondue take-out.
From Taco Bell.
I'm glad we can *facepalm* it together over the married couple we fucked separately.
Im pretty sure breakfast wine is a thing, and if it isn't, I just invented it
I was all, oh. I've had tattoos and broken a limb. Waxing my lady parts will be a cake walk. I was wrong.
there's no judgement here...i was recently just fingered in my dorm hallway while having a conversation with 5 people.
I wore my old cheerleading uniform.. He came before I even touched his dick. Should I be irritated, or flattered?
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