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I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
Just saw a man being put through a dui test on the side of the road... it was noon and he was on a bicycle. God bless texas.
watching hot guy on train scrolling with his blackberry's track ball... o to be that track ball...
he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
Don't make me out to be the bad guy. You practically MADE me cum on your food.
Was just explained ingredients in a four loko. Puzzles of the universe starting to piece together.
Someone asked me why we were having sex on the porch last night. All I remember is him saying he wanted the recruits to see. This has got to stop.
We went to IKEA super baked wearing fake mustaches. You?
Your boobs are like a big quesadilla marker
We fucked then made friendship bracelets, his mother taught him right!
But I swear to god if I'm awkwardly there while you try to have sex with someone again I'm getting high with your dad
Boss out of town. Had 2 beers for lunch, a long walk and a bowl...and then in he comes. Blamed obvious intoxication on my pain meds. Back at the bar. This is one of those bad judgement days.
I made out with a girl because I wanted to get in the VIP section of the bar because they have these big comfy couches. It worked.
someone commented on last weekends photos impressed that so many homeless people wanted to take pictures with us. weird that those "homeless people" are our friends... right?
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