have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
i think the bruises are from the grocery store. on separate occasions. i've been spending a lot of time drunk at the market lately.
i have a vague recollection of being in the parking deck around 4 this morning, and on monday morning i was naked on the roof.
that would mean it's on tape
Found a pic of me suckling your nipple at the bar. Safe to say you don't want this one tagged?
Just promise me we won't die tonight. I can't have an autopsy report that reads "stomach contents: Tequila and semen."
at least you know where his tattoos end, so it wasn't a complete waste of time.
i just googled coccaine effects on sexual performance..maybe im dating the wrong guy
This morning he fucked me while I was brushing my teeth. So I kept brushing as he thrusted. Then I brushed his teeth with my toothbrush while he was still in me. So hygienic.
My new roommate is awesome. His father owns a bar and his sister has an E cup. I'm going to be with him forever
Chasing my kid around a 30' jungle gym was not how I envisioned spending the day off work to recover from a vasectomy.
Just had an oven catch fire while I was balls deep. Fire department came, I did not.
Im wearing black today mourning the orgasm i couldn't get this morning :(
i just saw a man in the grocery, sitting on the floor, eating out of a galon sized tub of macaroni salad. We need to get on his level.
my hair smells like a mixture of fireworks and rotten eggs with a hint of shame. it's so strong it's keeping me awake.
He had a tattoo of the Batman logo around his asshole. I noped right the hell out of there.
Need to use your shower bro.
FWB wearing glitter again?
It’s like she’s marking her territory
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