yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
Grossest hangover story of 09: Puked in the bathtub. I was in it.
as soon as you compare a person to an animal, all sexual interest is out the window
one should ask oneself what kind of lifestyle one is leading when one finds a handprint of semen on their pillow the next day.
halloween costumes for girls are easy, slutty teacher, slutty cop, slutty nurse, etc...
exactly, that's why i want something interesting
slutty neuroscientist?
it went kinda like vodka, childhood memories, screaming/cursing, fist fight, tears, broken shit, passing out. in that order. tis the season.
I think we need to stop being best friends, its not good for our vaginas.
It's safe to say that our attempt at trying to fuck in the grand Sierra elevator was a bad idea.
I know it was you that I fucked last night... I can smell my disappointment all over the sheets
Found her. Shes unconscious up against the room door. Her credit card is in the keycard slot
Everyone called me "Barf Vader".. And I lost your lightsaber.
So I just realized I have three bananas, seven condoms, three lube packets, three tampons, and a shot glass in my bag but no pen #modelstudent
He had a flex off with himself in the mirror but he thought it was someone else for at least 20minutes.
I walked in on my sister eating my leftover burrito naked. How could my night have gotten any worse?
Damn that brownie almost kicked my ass. I'm not sure if my flight home lasted 10 minutes or 10 days..
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