His dick was so small it sat perched on top of his balls like it was king of his scrotum.
idk how it happened. she made a very smooth transition from crying to blowing me
Get the fuck buddy a birthday present or not? He def deserves one, but how do I explain the debit card charge to my husband?
is it consensual if they're cheered on by a room filled with 30 people?
We are two peas in an std pod
Hes laying on the floorn in the bathroom telling Jesus to raise the flag
I feel as though the word "tired" has become synonymous with "too high to manage the stairs" lately
that's why you don't digest questionable powders from girls wearing tutus at a dirty club
It's like god touched my soul and said 'you will be great in bed'
YOU TOLD ME THAT YOU CAUGHT A TAXI HOME. SARAH SAID THE POLICE DROPPED YOU OFF.
What are you doing? Because if it happens to be drinking, or even any activity that rhymes with "drinking", I'll be over in 5.
GLITTER SLIP N SLIDE MUTHAFUCKAH~
Im sorry you'll never get the feeling of closeness when you go to pee outside and you realize you're peeing right where someone else just peed
How was your night?
Fell down a flight of stairs. Went to a sex dungeon. Was approached by a man in a leather harness.
This whole brainwashing thing is easy!
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