Yup u can hook up with me now and not goto jail
Dude you just kept yelling "She was my first asain!" right in front of her.
there is this woman at the counter who looks identical to linda ellerbee. and she's grinning. COME. INSIDE. NOW.
have you ever been in a public bathroom and someone walked in, and you played "Fat or Crying" based on her breathing?
i have no idea who im with but someones making meatballs. im going to stay.
I'm wearing the bright blue sombrero all through the airport as a sign of triumph that I survived spring break. I'm getting compliments
that's almost as bad as that time i almost ashed in a baby carriage
24 hours later and my vagina is still tingling. That good.
when we got back we had sex. but it wasnt til the morning that i figured out her leg was broken
After we fucked he shhhh'd me and said your welcome
He's almost as awesome as vicodin.
Can i tell him you said that? Cuz i know that means a lot coming from you
Her vagina smelled like pancake batter. That's all you need to know.
Dude that chick had a dog in her car. Like when she goes bar hoping so does roofus. He gaurds the car.
my only goal for the semester is never go to my wednesday class sober
Please just help me figure out where the bruise on my face came from.
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