I just realized that when I walk away people probably say "wow she really has a drinking problem" and sadly it doesn't bother me.
Jack off faster Americas best dance crew is beyonce themed
the toilet has never flushed louder then when you sneak home drunk and try to avoid your parents hearing you puke.
On a scale of 1 to last weekend, how hungover are you?
Wow. He pulled out his dick and I swear I heard a thud from it hitting the floor.
He asked me if we could throw a lingerie party together so I guess he's single again
You know it's a good party when even the dealers were too fucked up. Just found and counted 140 E pills I found in a bag in the couch. Just paid for weed this month.
Water park on acid. THIS NEEDS TO HAPPEN!!
I saw this news story about two naked Satanists being arrested so I thought I should ask if you need bail money or pants
We got banned from that Whataburger for life. WHATABURGER. Which is saying something. They deal with drunk dumbasses every night.
Tequila happens.
Go have fun. I'm gonna go shower off the regret.
She rode my dick so hard I momentarily lost hearing. I guarantee I had the better St Patrick's.
I WANT TO JUMP IN TO A VOLCANO
He can move his dick. Like on its own. WHY DID I NOT GIVE BLOWJOBS BEFORE?!
I just remembered I casually gave you a tour of the house after we boned...lol
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