At a strip club after monster truck rally. You should be here
Strawberries are so good its weird that food is growable
I'm 90% sure a girl here is wearing a bra strap as a headband.
The more I look at him the more I wonder why anyone would ever want any of his features to be a part of their childs face.
Have you ever wondered what your stripper song would be?
I should start riding the bus again so I can drink all day
Hey, 'thunder cock' as proud as I am for you getting laid, could you put a muzzle on her? I have to be up at 5, thanks.
Yeah he's definitely gonna feel that one when he wakes up. I beat the shit out of him with that broom handle.
Well, it was good.. One step forward for my vaj.. One giant leap backwards for my integrity.
Ecstasy body chair massage shower sex fest this week?
You know this who 'I show my love by being a total dick' thing is getting old, right?
You don't have anything to lose--we've established that he's not going to murder you and he smells good.
She just asked to come over. She's either going to bring one of her dads guns and kill me or we're going to end up having insane lesbian sex.
You know you hit Mardi Grad bottom when you come to in someone's kitchen on the floor and you are eating gumbo out of a Mixing bowl with a ladle......yeah rock fucking bottom
You would be successful and sober without me. you can't turn your bakon me now
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