My wife caught me jerking off, I had to tell her I was thinking bout her
question: from what angle do you give a hand job. im confused..
oh great. kentucky is ranked #1 in the country for child abuse. go us.
There is a mosh pit in our kitchen. You better hurry.
Bathrooms are cool, I think Im just gonna hang out here for a bit.
They both just did a shot, head butted each other, did another shot and then slapped each other in the face. These could be the two guys we've been looking for all our lives
Excuse me but the alley way I wanted to fuck in happens to be a very nice clean area.
You can't be mad because the taco bell people like me and not you. I'm not the one that puked in front of them.
I packed spaghetti and rum. But panties? Nah
But the guy you're fucking should not be within ten pounds of your weight when you're five fucking feet tall and he's 6'2". That's all I'm saying.
Dude, that was like bongs ago.
she keeps dunkaroos and gatorade in her bed. yep pretty sure im in love.
no he just sat there holding the hammer and grinning insanely
I JUST LIKE FLANNEL, NOT VAGINAS! OK?
We walking to the game and some random guy came up to to me and yelled "hey you're the whiskey guy!" And then high fived me then walked away
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