3 deer just ran past us on the street. At least I get to see some tail tonight
Don't come here someone got drunk and rolled the keg to buger king. no more beeer
the condom got lost in my hair
Do you think the new Crest Whitestrips Advance Seal would stay on while I give him head? It would be great to knock out 2 things at once...
Got laid at the last second. Facebook chat is good for something afterall.
I'm sorry but all I really read was "my nipples will get hard."
maybe these stereotypes wouldn't come up if you would stop taking body shots off another
Any formal decision about whether we're planning to objectify naked women with daddy issues tonight?
If I have to masturbate more than twice a week you fail as a fuck buddy. Just so you know...................you failed
i made up my own drinking game and i took a secret shot every time someone asked me about school or my future
I'm trying to get fucked by 4 girls here, and you're worried about verb tenses?!
He was hammered and shot his pistol into the lawn. Next thing I know sheriffs are at our house with M4s. He likes to party
6 pack came off in the shower. Sharpie is not forever.
But if I live with you I'll help pay rent. Only if you promise no 50 shades of what the fuck internet hookups
A massage should never include spaghetti sauce. shit was fucked up
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