What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
Oh fyi, I gave your card to a homeless guy last night and told him you were the world's hottest blonde girl who only likes black men...Sorry
I couldn't tell if those girls from the bar were lesbians or just awesome
I guess I gave him a 20 minute play-by-play of the first three sections of R. Kelly's 'trapped in a closet.'
Holy mother of cocks. I was grind-with-my-boss drunk last night.
do not get into a discussion with my roommate when im sitting there naked ever again.
It's been so long since i rode in a trunk. I'm riding in a trunk btw
A girl just told me she printed out my pictures and taped them on her wall. I have to stop sleeping with virgins.
Just retrieve me from the bathroom floor when you're done
I just look at my butt and see so much potential.
this is the last time i am going to a 7am booty call
So I've decided that blue balls for lesbians is rainbow balls and the struggle is real
does 2pm fall under the wake n bake category?
I canceled a date last night to eat pop tarts and go to bed early
well that was a fail
maybe for you, but i got a free ice cube in my bra
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