So I have to go swallow an entire zebra. Ur on ur own girl.
he just said he was sorry he wasnt been able to come by more often coz things are really crazy with that girl
you mean his girlfriend
Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
Want any specific kind of beer?
Yeah. Alcohol flavor.
Got it. Anything but Miller.
I am at the point where deciding not to drink alone is worth a rocky music montage in and of itself.
God damn him and his understanding ways and little hip muscle things.
Apparently it is frowned upon to ask the bouncer to stop pointing his flashlight in your face and step back so you can puke....and then do it
I'll even give you a complementary welcome blowjob.
The only thing stopping me from having sex with you in my parents jacuzzi bathtub is the knowledge that they've already had that idea themselves
What time do you think you'll be heterosexual?
Going to the beach. Greeting Sandy with a blunt. Wish us luck!
I wanted to say, you're welcome for your orgasms, thanks for not returning the favor, Needledick
Nothing ruins an orgasm faster than accidentally calling out his boss's name
You know that episode of Spongebob where Patrick teaches Spongebob to be fancy? His dick was like that, only fancier.
In this house, we have but one simple rule: DONT FUCKIN TOUCH MY STUFF OR I'LL CUT YOUR NECK IN UR SLEEP
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