Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
the smoke from my cigarette strangely resembles what patrick swayzes ghost will look like.
I wanted to google "huge banana" but I'm pretty sure all I'd get is dick pictures.
I don't think the people up for their 8am class were as impressed with how many beads i got last night as we were.
he drove an hour to get eggs with me not even a blow job, just eggs.
This is a whole other level of drinking. Like the I used to eat paste with these people kinda drinking.
He cut part of his finger off. It was a consolation blow job.
Hahahaha you would not believe what I just pulled out of my vagina. Actually you probably wouldn't be surprised.
The slot machines are wishing me happy birthday. Mission success.
He fell on top of me at a party. I slept with him a week later. We've been fucking for 2 moths. Most successful relationship ever.
Yeah started playing at the wedding last night, when the line. "Ludacris fills cups like DD" he starts pointing at my tits right in front of his grandparents.
This girl invited us back on the promise of weed and strudel...she delivered neither.
IDK MAYBE BC I WOKE UP IN AN AIRPORT WITH A ONE WAY TICKET TO LONDON
I jerked off 12 hours ago exactly. I owe it to my penis to get laid.
I a very close black and white picture of my slightly erect penis and I blew it up put it in an art gallery for a show coming up and somebody bought it for 30 Grand!!!
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