were you the shorter or taller girl out of you two
I'm more concerned as to why he has a playlist entitled Dem Club Beats.
You know your from las vegas when the girl on the stage in the strip club was in my US gov class senior year
I took my vicodin with tequila. I can FEEL gravity...
Literally passed out while tubing... Boating while hammered is a blast but thank God for life jackets
I'm doing this for my boobs. They miss him.
We need to put it on a rope attached to the bong, so it can't be dropped. Apparently, you need a stem safety leash.
Idk, you were a drunk pirate that kept stealing pieces of people's costumes to keep as your booty.
That would explain all the random shit in my room...
I really want to fuck that guy in the full wind breaker suit
My mom is currently out with her lesbian friends and I'm home alone drunk listening to the Les Miserables soundtrack. WHY DO I FEEL THE NEED TO COMPETE WITH HER?
She brought me back a blanket from Mexico, then we had sex on it
Turns out the dorm toilet can't take a punch. Gonna be a long year without Mexican food.
you put your dick on my shoulder this morning like it was a fucking parrot
Is it acceptable to bring pot to a funeral or am I going to have to do this shit sober?
I'm eating dinner with his parents and my phone goes "MOVE BITCH GET OUT THE WAY!" Thanks.
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