do guys with small dicks even attempt to pursue romantic relationships?
He looks like he has a penis
What the fuck
A good one, a good penis
My brother just put in eyedrops to talk to my mom on the phone
Found you in the bushes with fireworks, a teacup and no shoes. Decided it was a bad time to wake you.
He literally said to me "go ahead and answer that text message while I eat you out"... Maybe I AM the relationship type...
holy shit thats the most artistic dick pic ever
In other news, someone I've had sex with won jeopardy last night.
You were running around yelling "BUKAKE!" and squirting people with a shampoo bottle you found. Total shitshow.
I just did a drunk experiment to find out what it looks like when you turn a burner on the stove on while wearing night-vision goggles. I may be blind in my right eye now.
And know that if I ever text "road head?" that it comes from a place of caring and not a place of heartlessness..
The fact that it was "anything but a cup" now explains the cowboy boots and fishbowl aftermath at the apartment.
He kept trying to make out with me but I was just trying to show him Shrek memes
Is Facebook telling the truth about your nipples?!
First time a guy goes down on me and his dog had its head on my knee the whole time. I swear it was judging me.
Wanna get drunk and make some bad decisions?
Are you calling me a bad decision?
Randomize
