i got lost in a forest last night. this morning I realized the "forest" was just 6 trees on campus.
Holy shit bill nye is being consulted as an expert on cnn and hes credited as the science guy. What the fuck is the world coming to?
I got drunk and smashed his tv with the keg and so he blames me for being evicted.
I'm not a pervert.. I just like to be naked...
Home remedy for the herp. Black tea. I need to strap teabags to my wang.
Just found a picture of a hobo making out with her tits...a HOBO
The guy I wanted to make out with just got beat up, let's roll.
Its the least I can do really, I mean, I did sleep with her husband...
You should have totally come, I started watering down vodka with cider. I have lost the sense of taste.
A drawer in my room has nothing but a large feather quill, a wine glass, and a 15" Bowie knife. If you could put my life in a drawer I think that would be it.
You were passed out by the toliet and when i said i had to pee you told me to piss in the sink. Never has a girl with alcohol poisoning been so rude.
It's a good thing you're straight. You'd make a horrible lesbian.
Only I could turn my one night stands into class essays. Go me.
Partying with my eighth grade history teacher I know you're jealous
you would have been so proud of how classy i just looked at the pharmacy with my $10 off plan b coupon. so resourceful.
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