Don't forget I'm 20 now
I liked you more when you were 19
Maybe i should go to church more so i can meet girls like in that song, you know, the ones that act slutty on every day but sunday...
ah, so the catholic church. i gotcha
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this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
My roommate just did the walk of shame in last nights corset back to our room to find her dad there. THATS why i go to school out of state.
Just try to lay there and not be pregnant.
On ecstasy, in Ikea. this is incredible.
This whole foot fetish thing is getting out of control. He would rather hold my feet than me after we fuck.
Don't byou dare ruin egg salad by putting your penis in it that would be so sad.
So I've decided to grow a vagina forest. Because I'm single and it's like a zen garden. Brings a new meaning to long hair don't care.
Tell me why I woke up spooning a hamburger like it was a teddy bear.
He asked me to hum the Ghost Busters theme song as I was going down on him
Boobs are out for the taking
And how about the fact that the first time i really truly looked at a guy's dick was in my car. MY CAR. GODDAMNIT!!!
I didn't really understand how big 10 inches is. Now I know.
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