Just got an email from TMobile. Said they were going to pursue "more qualified" candidates. So this is what rock bottom feels like.
So then she just shoved applesauces in her pocket and started talking about she needed to find her friends.
you didn't get her number why?
False alarm it was margarita mix all over my hands not blood
level of my singleness - just ate a whole pizza topless in bed.
please promise me that no matter what happens you will keep me away from the children
I never thought the first time a taser would be used on me would be at an applebees
He counted every piece of macaroni in the box and then faceplanted into the bowl
he just hooked up with some chick in a bedroom upstairs so I just went to sleep in the pantry closet...
I think a kid would responsible me up
i want to go make food but i'll have to face my mom after telling her that the random i'm sleeping with, whose name i don't know, told me I was "too slutty to be his girlfriend" when i was drunk last night
The sound of my own breathing is making my head throb. That hungover.
she's just been through a whole lot lately. When the crazy starts leaking out we give her vodka and lock her in the room with all the pillows.
so that's what that room is for...
Day 10 and still no sign of rescue in my pants.
Hot date tonight for the first time in months and I just cut my dick shaving. PRAY FOR ME.
The wedding is over. Operation sleep with my step-sister has officially begun
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