Get your hand out of your ass!
how did you know my hand was in my ass? Guess where my other hand is..?
In your belly button
didnt we say no more talking to eachother
it will help you get over me i promise
im horny
ok i will unlock the door
ok this guy next to me just sat down with a no joke, 10,000 page book, popped an addy, cracked open a red bull and opened the book to page 1.
Farmville is her only friend.
we turned dreidel into a drinking game. i kept landing on gimel. im glad we have 7 more nights of this
hey remember that 14 year old i met 5 years ago who i said i would bang 5 years from then?
Yup.
who were those guys at the table sniffing dryer sheets?
If I had to give her an idea on what it means to be ur date I would compare it to being Ralph macchio's gf in the first karate kid... That's one of the coolest things I've ever said... I love drugs.
I want to hump her dimples until her face caves in.
So many issues. You honestly need help.
I would use the term shit faced but I'm too polite for that
How old am I that I had to sneak a boy out of my room this morning...
And he's back on taking these stupid testosterone supplements to kickstart him back into working out. And they just make him angry and horny all the time. I'm like great, just in time to meet my whole family for Christmas.
admittedly, geting that drunk in front of my last two exes wasnt a good idea
probably didn't help that you cheated on them with each other either
I forget how to act sober
guess who smoked weed with their grandpa tonight. and no it wasn't me.
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