one more question, do you know why i woke up with 5 pounds of quarters, nickels and dimes in my pocket?
i love that we sang a whole new world together while you carried me through campus
we need to drink 2009 down the drain
Woke up at 4:30am to my little brother shaking me. Apparently I fell asleep naked on my kitchen table waiting for the toaster to pop. 2 years of college completed and i still havent learned my drinking limit...
I'm sorry. I know you didn't expect me to be arm deep in vagina when you walked through the door.
Well as our DD it was my responsibility to get us home safely. If that meant strapping you down to the backseat using all 3 seatbelts then so be it.
What should I wear?
Uhhhhh...idk? it's a gay bar
I found something that says "i'm here to party, but not fuck guys."
Haha, oh man. I'm awake now. Slept in my headdress.
We had to leave after he was in the middle of the street yelling "Balls of Steeeeeeeeel!!"
Part of my treatment is getting high and having sex with 22 year olds. I have a prescription!
They're fucking on the bed next to me. I took adderall and smoked so there's no fucking help for me.
all I know is this drummer better stop eye fucking me while he plays cowbell. it is way too early for that.
So pro tip. do not order drugs from india and then assume you know your tolerance level.
Life lesson... stop having side pieces that know each other...ffs.
Gave his drunk ass water, & he poured it on my shirt while saying "WET T-SHIRT CONTEST!" When reminded of it today he replied with, "at least you came in first place"
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