actually, I'm a sock model
You know, I really only think drinking is a problem if you're not good at it.
I just made $100 from people paying me not to get naked at the party... I need those P90X dvds
he just made me do "this little piggy" to his toes.
I have never made a good decision in that bathroom...
Ummm I just broke my no puke streak at church
Mark just took 50mg Viagra. Tonight should be interesting for the neighbors.
Myy bathroom floor makes me think I'm on Mars. Also. Did you realize that yesterday we perfected thee mind high-five??
This medicine is making me nuts. I just woke up and I thought I was in a glass case with Asians staring at me.
McDonald's and a car nap. I feel kinda human
I don't want to go back to the suburbs. Being drunk in public isn't ok and theres too many children. Don't make me.
Maybe because you rubbed my clit while we were making churros
I had a sex with someone last night and I was so drunk. i told him to tell me his whole name so I can say it back to him in a "sexy" way.... Because I forgot it
Also your Swedish friend who's name I don't remember is really good in bed.
*Norwegian
I just woke up to my family in the living room watching our security camera tape of me last night talking to a stop sign in our backyard... How the fuck did I get that in the yard?
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