Doing final review now. Then epic shit. Then going to take it. Should start it be 1030. Done by 2. Drunk by 3. Hammered by 4. Blacked out by 5. Streaking by 6. Jail sometime after that
I just watched the quarterback of Purdue get shut down by a girl at a bar. not a good omen
well this feels familiar. awake at the crack of dawn laying in the fetal position praying for the sweet release of death. i think im done with jager for a while
Apparently I promised a worker at La Siesta free English lessons to make up for vomming all over the little Mariachi band.
We realized he wasn't with us anymore, so we turn around and he's 20 feet back, peeing on a squirrel.
So the first 4 hours of my morning was equivalent to seeing under water. Things were starting to get better until I remember I drank mustard for free stuff and flossed my teeth with a strand of hair from a stranger in the bathroom.
Judging by your snapchat you're totally working on your project and definitely not singing, "The Sign" while shirtless with another man.
I just gave parenting advice and had a discussion about the distribution of wealth in america...in a bar. I'm starting to think its me and not you lol
Makes sense. My grandma just did this shot. MY FAMILY KICKS ASS.
I've just never heard the term serendipitous used to describe having one's asshole licked.
Holy Hangover.. I'm marrying whoever put this water by my bed
We need to get fucked up again and play games like "save the tequila but dodge the knife"
I love that there are toys on the counter. Coffee, tea, wine bottles, gag ball, and handcuffs.
My kitchen gets me.
I got to my internship late... with a bag of chipotle and sex hair.
Let go out that Thursday night!
Yess sounds good, I have to go turn myself in the next day because what happened last Friday.
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