Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
There is something about listening to Patsy Cline while pooping that makes the experience so much better.
Oh no, it isn't official until she poops.
i woke up this morning cuddling with a 3 foot statue of Jesus. heaven here i come
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
that's like riding a pigeon when you could fuck a bald eagle
Next thing I know we're all standing in the kitchen holding hands and thanking God for the beer.
We've been broken up for 7 months. His mom sent me a card with a brochure inside titled "How at Risk for STD's are you?"
um, yes. it's my birthday, of course there will be acid.
i wanna pet his head its so fluffy. were gonna open a petting zoo
I feel like despite his sleaziness I could be friends with this man. he just sent me a picture of his dog's balls.
I showed up to a booty-call in my onesie pajamas and rubber boots
Check the mailbox while you're out!
I already looked this morning. You go check and see what you won on Ebay after your day drinking spree.
Don't worry, I'm sure your thrusting skills are on point.
i feel like i shouldn't just had to send a text that said "no i will not eat your ass"
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