Now you know why i just sit on the toilet and scream
the only bad part about drinking alone is that in the morning there's nobody who can tell you what you did
she just took adderol and chased it w dog water
Sorry about your blender, your tiolet, your weed, and your dog...
I'm eager to hear this explaination.
they told me they were banning four lokos so yeah i did have to buy 42 of them
but then the words kidney pain and possible testicle shrinkage kept ringing in my head
You Were screaming "Im trying to get it in" and "stop cock blocking" while i threw you in the car
full cup flip cup was not exactly the reason I wanted to tell the cops when I was sleeping on the curb
let's just skip the pleasantries and go back to my place for pizza and casual sex
I have migrated to the couch. Minimal movement is still happening, but I should be mobile enough to go to the liquor store by eight.......so that good.
and then i signed some dudes back with a turkey hand print in honor of thanksgiving
do you want to shower with me?
only if we can drink the jungle juice while we shower
He woke me up because I was snoring and went for a second round. First time I'm happy that I snore
I know this shouldnt be a problem, but there are too many women hitting on me. I dont know what to do
Someone made a Christmas song to the Flintstones theme and I'm suing for emotional distress.
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