Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
Me liking this guy is the best diet ever. Do I want this cookie...or do I want to get laid.
Friends don't let friends talk to people who live in Orlando. Sorry I've failed you.
Just hungoverly hit my funny bone with a hot straightener. Triple threat.
This glow in the dark vibrator will get me through this power outage
I hit her tiny dog with a horseshoe an hour ago. Her and her mom cried as it laid on the ground shaking. Im drunk.
She stopped mid-blowjob to introduce herself to us
I was just tagged in a picture with a bunch of people i don't know in a house i don't recognize wearing a purple cowboy hat and a boa...i hate tequila
You have all been randomly chosen to participate in a new game called: how high was I? If you have any information about this or about where my clothing items went give me a shout. Thanks an good luck.
I don't miss having sex with him. We had our finale fuck last week. He's all yours now.
I just want to eat Taco Bell and throw it up on his doorstep.
As I took my shirt off he commented on how great my boobs where. I responded with "thanks, I grew them myself"
I realized my soar muscles form the shape of me leaning over a toilet
just saw two mice fucking on our bed...i think its time to find a new place to live
I remember reading the word "lift" so I did. The alarn went off, and I thought to myself "what dumbass pulls the fucking fire alarm?" and then I realized it was me...
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