Can i come over
After you called me a desperate slut? No
Come over
You gave him your vagina and this is what I get in return? This is bullshit!
Turned in a paper today on drug abuse. Chose to write about percocet. Just realized I started 2 sentences with "This amazing drug"
You called me twice to tell me that you spit in your own eye, when I was right next to you.
He stole her cigarettes and walked 15 miles just so he wouldn't have to wake up next to her. God I love being a lesbian.
I hope to God 2011 is the year I stop loving tequila.
We found you on the floor drooling you kept saying over and over how you were double jointed.
If you're still on campus there's a jack and coke in the bathroom of fondren science Bldg. Too strong to bring to class.
he just flipped me off the bed, said "deal with it", and came on me.
Things I woke up with this morning: half a mcmuffin, orange hair, one shoe and a friendly german man. Tequila was a brilliant idea.
We've completely outdone ourselves. We packaged a collective total of six grams of pot and salvia into little bowl-sized tinfoil capsules. It's totally impossible to tell which is which without comparing, every Friday from now on we pick one out and see what the fuck happens
his name is devion and he has a voice like velvet and handcuffs
All of the hungover. I've changed not showered but can't quite make it to the booze.
WE'RE IN THE RED ZONE PLAY THRU THE PAIN
Does me being hung over take away from how professional I can be today?
Would I be crazy if I drove 1,000 miles for some dick? What mile does it become ridiculous?
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