The elaphant ear plant popped a new leaf ! Wahoo !
I found your undies. They were wrapped around my leg.
so I have this game called 14 beers left. and we both have to drink 7 before we leave
can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
Pregaming for shuffle board at 10 AM. I love spring break.
I sat down with you and helped you write your will last night. I was THAT convinced that you weren't waking up.
She is just riding on my slutty coat tails.
Haha, oh man. I'm awake now. Slept in my headdress.
Yeah haha but we have no idea where his keys are. Last night was awful. Him and Chancey were in a fully embraced bro hug at one point. Both crying.
scratch that I can tell you where she is shes drunk on a beach somewhere being a penis slayer
I can't even masturbate without crying fuck this break up
I just rolled a blunt at my desk. Happy early Friday!
I actually haven't slept with anyone in a while. I think my whore phase is just seasonal.
Which one of you fucks put a bounty out on my brother's virginity?
Peru was great. He sent me a text after thanking me for my amazing morals which confused me but made me oddly proud...then he texted a correction. He meant my amazing oral. Sadly this Made me prouder. Fuck u bitches and ur morally inhibiting gag reflexes.
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