weddingsv make me drug and hornr
i'm sure there's a big cosmic reason for things working out the way they did. like, now you have awesome images to masturbate to.
so today I found out that she used to be a he....
are you gonna get a divorce?
im so bored in class... i just made a pie graph of my favorite bars and a bar graph of my favorite pies
Do 'mystery' cracked ribs heal any quicker than regular ones?
Definitely contact high. Thirty miles an hour listening too i can see clearly now wanting too eat the steering wheel
Who topped off the "random beer mix" beer bong with a pinch of pepper?? All you could taste was busch and pepper...
Just found weed in an empty handle. Who knew Capitan Morgan was also a gardener?
my roommate just said she thinks she got a flashback or some memory of me getting hit by a car.
Sorry man, but I'd rather do drugs with strangers than watch sports with you. It's not personal, drugs always beat sports.
This bar smells like your ball sack. In a weird way I miss you.
CURRENTLY PLAYING FLIP CUP WITH A WORLD SERIES CHAMPION
That’s talent right there. Maverick and Goose type shit.
i woke up with a shamrock tattoo on my wrist and a fat bruise on my hipbone. please tell me its not real.
I love random hookups in covid sex. Usually girls think me about a one and a half to a two and a half but now that I got this mask on I'm a Solid 6.
Randomize
