if i'm ever as drunk as the girl in front of me... kill me.
quadriplegic porn is always funny
no. no its not
we got our roommate high for the first time. He went into his room alone and watched Malcolm in the middle for three hours
I just passed on expense account drinking, this must be the worst hangover ever.
There is a semi-attractive guy at the door who's looking for you. Says he met you on Chatroulette. Start explaining NOW.
i know im back at school when i can poke any random spot on my body and expect a 80% chance that theres a bruise there
I feel like I should lick our pitcher just so everyone knows its ours
just had an awkward elevator run in with that guy you puked on
There's cake. And donuts. And strippers. It's like 5 year old me and 20 year old me are throwing a party together...
Not even desperate vagina wants small cock.
Glad to hear you raised your standards
Cavemen vs astronauts. weapons to be determined. Who would win?
yea I went to the store high again.. I think we're having pie for dinner.
I am in an eBay bidding war over a build a bear one direction tshirt, this is who you choose to bone
get your sex hands out of my capn crunch
THERE IS A MAN IN THE BATHROOM IN COLONIAL GARB GET HERE
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