32 messages asking me to suck his dick. And there for a minute i thought i was desperate. ha!
Hahahaha
make that 40.
i was so high i thought his mole came off and was flying around
I just walked in on my dad looking at porn. is there protocol for this?
i wish the dell website had a "did you drink an entire bottle of rum and stepped on your laptop which shattered the screen this weekend and would like to know how to fix it without your parents finding out FAST?" link on their homepage.. i can't be the only one
Want to get naked in Baltimore this weekend?
To be honest i'm almost glad he got arrested. His girlfriend and i kept making out so i'm pretty sure the alternative was a threesome. Now we're just the trashy girls who visit him in jail.
You'd be amazed at how difficult it is to find pics of the helicopter dick
I am very proud of your internet skills
Did we almost burn down the bar last night? I guess flaming shots were a bad idea.
Can't even walk I haven't tried talking but I probably can't do that either
All i remember is you yelling at a stop sign and the rest is a blur
I say this as a friend, you would make a SPECTACULAR crossdresser
wtf I can't believe that bar tender told on me to my mom
the worst fight me and my gf ever had was over Guy fieri
Do they still have sex clubs in San Francisco? Because that'd be an interesting way to spend Easter.
You know it's really hard to draft fantasy football players in a crowded bar when I have a raging hard on
Randomize
